Claytron verson 2.0 (slickidiot) wrote in urbanhiking,
Claytron verson 2.0
slickidiot
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DUTY NOW, FOR THE FUTURE.

There is no chance to survive, make your time! We, the test tube chimps of the industrial age, survivors of the atom bomb... are ready. We must march. We must march for the truly evolved are the de-evolved. Through natural selection, a process is born. A process of evolution known as cancer. This cancer must be spread! We must take our places in the annals of history. That is why we must take part in the:

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When: June 3rd-4th
Where: Middletown, Ohio at MHS

It is normally a fund raiser to raise funds for the PREVENTION of cancer. I say we hike the prepaved trails of man to raise the awareness of the need to SPREAD cancer. Through natural selection and evolution, man was born. And through natural selection and evolution, man shall be de-evolved and destroyed. Our future is grim. Our bleakest dreams of oblivion are near. Let us march our prepaved destiny for we know the truth of our reality. Our future is deteriorating, due to the destruction of our natural environment.... and man, has de-evolved to evolve with his ever changing stance with nature. TO survive, we must be like our ancestors. To survive, we must be devo. We must educate the uneducated to our own undoings. I need to know how many would be interested in such an act so I will know how many hazmat suits are needed. REMEMBER. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
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